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Afterbate

When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes
Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!
by Freestyle090 February 11, 2009
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Assterbater

Assterbater a guy who has a Pinterest vision board of girls asses of all shapes, colors and sizes and masterbates to them all the time.
Geez Tony, Ithink I’m an assterbater. I can’t cum unless I’m looking at multiple girls asses when I jack.
by Ricardo Cabesa July 29, 2018
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Assterbater

A man who has a pinterest vision board of women's asses-all shapes, colors and sizes. Asses with thongs, naked asses, starfucker asses, and who can only CUM when he jacks to asses. Therefore he is an ASSTERBATER
"Hey Tony, I"m defiantly an ASSTERBATER...I have to Jack to girls assess or I can't cum. Im an Assterbater to the 1000th power.
by Ricardo Cabesa July 29, 2018
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Asscerbate

Verb, the act of masturbating ones ass.
Man it sucked when my room mate walked in on me asscerbating. Asscerbate.
by Afjordi July 2, 2012
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asterbating

Jacking off to a ass you saw earlier in the day
Imgonna have to go home and be asterbating
by Bigotisyouknowthis January 6, 2016
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Basterbate

When you baste your penis with a turkey baster while masterbating.
Omg Karen! When I went to put away the leftovers at Christmas I saw Johnny basterbate next to the prime rib! There was gravy all over the floor! What a mess!
by Alex Erlandson March 11, 2021
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AsterBaster

The funniest motherfyucker you can ever meet
AsterBaster is the best human being in the world.
by Yourmomatemypasta September 12, 2021
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