assricle

the very first bead of sweat that runs down from your lower back into your arse-crack. if not attended to promptly, will gradually turn into arse-cheese, also known as sour-ass.

Tom the Carpenter was working on a very hot day when an assricle was formed, left unattended, the assricle created sour-ass. This left Tom with an itchy ass

by Dr. Squig October 27, 2009

assramification

Getting your ass pounded to the point it is no longer recognizable.

Cell mate: hope your ready to face the assramifications of our actions

by truu statement September 25, 2011

asskimo brothers

Two people who share a same sex anal partner, at different times.

"Chuck and I are asskimo brothers. He banged her in the ass last year, and I just got her in the ass yesterday

by Erik Squirtter February 2, 2014

assimilation

(1)The act of being assimilated; usually by the Borg. Or, (2)the absorbtion of a foreign body into a living being.

(1) This is the Borg. You will be assimilated. We will add your biological and technological distinctions to our own. You will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.
or (2) I assimilated that bullet you shot me in the leg with.

by Paragon February 21, 2005

assprime

Means moron, variants are aprime and vitaminous

your such an assprime

by Bill February 9, 2005

asstime

Closely related to a lightyear, a unit of time in which elapsed time can not be measured due to its immense length.

Taking a long asstime to get off
"Man, that douchebag is taking an asstime!"

by T Freds May 7, 2007

Asprimus

A person that is hardworking and has contributed a lot in the community.

Asprimus is so kind
Asprimus helped me with my question

by Best Person Committee February 1, 2020