roman candle assplosion

When your diarrhea assplosion continues in several second intervals blasting the toilet bowl like multiple shotgun blasts.

"My stomach was so messed up I lit up the crapper all morning with a roman candle assplosion."

by Sasafras68 February 23, 2009

asslusion

An illusion of ass. When a girl's clothing makes it appear like she has a nice ass, but in reality there is nothing there.

also applicable to men

"Damn that girl got a fine booty!"
"Nah man, she flat. Them jeans just be givin her an asslusion."

by LewDaMan October 9, 2016

Assposing

The act of looking like you're getting it in the ass while taking a picture of yourself. Mostly occurs to girls on Facebook who have a picture and asspose, bent over looking like they're getting it up the ass. Why do they do it? We don't know, it's ridiculous. 90% of girls do the asspose at some point in their life, probably to make their tits appear bigger by bending over.

Jake An.o - Dude, look she's assposing

Yasheem- yeah, all girls do that.

Jake An.o - oh very cool

by duuuukaaaay August 5, 2010

epicosity asplosion

A great explosion caused by a person's epic-ness.

When Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the air, it caused an epicosity asplosion.

by Super Normal January 9, 2009

Asplosion

1. Noun - An explosion or implosion. Contains heavily ninja connotations.
Verb - Aplode
Adjective - Asplodey/Asploded

"Your head aplode!" (aplode is the verb, asplosion being the noun) (common phrase - implies asplodee viewed something far too awesome for their tiny cranium)

by A Shadow March 29, 2009

awkplosion

The coming together of two or more people that suffer from debilitating awkwardness in social situations. Usually these people have to keep conversations going with each other for a period of time to be considered an awkplosion.

That other night Anne and Mel had a complete awkplosion for like an hour at Pedro’s bar mitzvah.

by Backyard-Couple September 21, 2019

Asplosion

Diarrhea propelled by excessive gas.

Last time I had KFC and a Coke, I had an asplosion in the food court bathroom.

by robonavon May 26, 2006