Aspirialism

The act of aspiring to great things.

To maintain this level of materialism, I keep up my aspirialism.

Aspire Greatness

by C17H21NO4 June 19, 2015

Home Grown Asprin

weed, green, marijuana, grass, reafer, pot, dope, ganja, brocolli, mary jane, MJ, purple haze, kush, chronic, super sonic, strawberry cough, candy...

"o dude you buy yours?!!!"

"Ya"
"well I have my own home grown asprin"

by LancesGirl03 May 11, 2010

asprin

Asprin is chemically called Acetyl Salicylic acid. Its standard name is 2-Acetoxy Benzoic Acid. It is used as an analgesic(pain killer). It can be taken anytime except when the stomach is empty, otherwise it causes peptic ulcer.

Asprin Formula: C8H9O3

Asprin structure:

OH
|
C6H5
|
COO
|
CH3

by Jai Shri Ram June 5, 2005

asspirin

A polite and more formal way to refer to a suppository.

Man, these hemorrhoids are killing me, think I'm gonna have to take another asspirin...

by medicalmechanica May 14, 2010

asspiring

adj referring to an attempt at something at which you failed completely

I was an asspiring writer once.

by DianeF November 13, 2007

Road Asprin

Dexedrine or Benzedrine used by over the road truck drivers
to fight fatigue. Mainly white pills scored into quarters known as "crossroads"

" Highway " had the Chicago to Dallas run and loaded up on road asprins at the truck stop.

by Don F April 30, 2006

asprin

used when hungover or when bush is making a speech abt iraq

bush wanted to send more troops to iraq today, thus increasing the usual human dosage of asprin.

by pompous August 5, 2007