Asda brand prostitute

I very frisky asda shelf stacker

That asda brand prostitute is well fit like

by Mydadbeatsme68 November 27, 2018

ASDA juice

Asda juice, is the fruity juice from asda, that once scanned at the checkout says "ASDA JUICE"

"HEY BILLY PASS THE ASDA JUICE"

by Asda juice November 14, 2019

ASDA John

Pulling an ASDA John

Borrowing money & having literally no intention whatsoever of honoring the debt is now widely known as pulling an ASDA John

by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023

Asda Jim

When someone has a meltdown over a meme they don't like and they start sending death threats via DM to random people.

Oh my god did you see that meme that Smilesy posted? You just know that someone is gonna do an Asda Jim

by David Smiles November 26, 2025

Asda Jim

A man from Skelmersdale who sends death threats online

Asda Jim just threatened Elon Musk and said Be Seeing You Soon

by emilybeanz November 26, 2025

Skanky Asda

A small Asda store that used to be Netto. Still feels like a Netto. In a rough area and full of skanks and chavs in their pyjamas and tracksuits

Im just going to the Skanky Asda Denise

by Hoo See December 17, 2022

young-asda

just your average boy. loves to stalk bubbly welsh girls. loves rubbing rosary beads and driving to asda. occasionally looks dashing.. also known as spud. loves to ride it bareback.

have you seen young-asda?

by just_jessxx July 30, 2009