AOL

Agony On Line

Akin to the pain you feel when having intestinal cramps while websurfing, but are too stupid to get up and go to the toilet to relieve yourself because you are afraid you'll miss an one of those super important AOL Instant Messages.

Eating this Thai food gave me the AOL's

see also the shits

by Anthony Watts June 02, 2004

AOL

The crappiest ISP in the universe. Mostly used by old folks, retarded kids, and others who are just too stupid to get a real ISP.

You use AOL? BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

AOL

absolutely the most lame and useless form of "internet" around. Quite often, people on this isp get booted for no reason, and without warning.

"Oh oh, it's starting to rain outside...you know what that means,don't you? ....that's right, any second now A-O-HELL will boot me off..."

by Miss Boobs November 14, 2003

AOL

A shitty internet service, which I like to refer to as "America Offline," because the shit crashes so much. Thank God I got Comcast. Oh, Tom Warner's a fucking faggot.

"I'm Tom Warner, and I'm a fucking faggot."

by Garret February 06, 2005

AOL

The only internet company that tries to convince it's users that going faster is "dangerous"

I "go fast" and I've never gottan a virus. Suck on that, AOL.

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? February 15, 2006

AOL

Another way of saying "me too". After the fondness of AOL users for this phrase.

"I hate that guy"
"AOL"

by spud-------- February 01, 2007

AOL

stands for America On the Line
worst ISP ever existed, they wanna know all ur privacy

OMFG, u use AOL?, u stupid dumb fuck!
a nub ISP

by noname December 26, 2004