Agony On Line
Akin to the pain you feel when having intestinal cramps while websurfing, but are too stupid to get up and go to the toilet to relieve yourself because you are afraid you'll miss an one of those super important AOL Instant Messages.
Akin to the pain you feel when having intestinal cramps while websurfing, but are too stupid to get up and go to the toilet to relieve yourself because you are afraid you'll miss an one of those super important AOL Instant Messages.
by Anthony Watts June 2, 2004

The crappiest ISP in the universe. Mostly used by old folks, retarded kids, and others who are just too stupid to get a real ISP.
You use AOL? BWWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

absolutely the most lame and useless form of "internet" around. Quite often, people on this isp get booted for no reason, and without warning.
"Oh oh, it's starting to rain outside...you know what that means,don't you? ....that's right, any second now A-O-HELL will boot me off..."
by Miss Boobs November 14, 2003

A shitty internet service, which I like to refer to as "America Offline," because the shit crashes so much. Thank God I got Comcast. Oh, Tom Warner's a fucking faggot.
by Garret February 6, 2005

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? April 9, 2006

"I hate that guy"
"AOL"
"AOL"
by spud-------- February 4, 2007

by noname December 25, 2004
