Dirty Alexei

When you ran your penis into a girls belly button, before fingering her earlobe and smelling her thighs, furiously screaming "yes mommy" and moaning.

I was so horny last night I pulled a dirty Alexei on my girlfriend.

by NutLord03 September 1, 2021

Alexei

The Sweetest Character in Stranger things. A Cherry and Strawberry Loving Angel, who deserved better, and the best character in all of Television History.

"I love cherry slushies."
"Like Alexei?"

by PixelatedTechno July 21, 2022

Alexei

a fucking moron who is indecisive as shit, but atleast they have a bigger dick than you. also, they fucked ur mom in moscow

Random dude: hey, isn't that Alexei
Random dude 2: unfortunately, yes

by fucked-ur-mom March 22, 2022

Alexey

Alexey is not the sexy beast. Alexey. Born in Belarus. Moved to America when he was 9. Now he is a baddie. And he doesn't give a fuck. Why? Because. He's an insta baddie. Who is friends with Niki baby, Eli, and Lizzie. All hail the king.

All hail the king. Alexey baby

by your bae that literally wuvs u October 15, 2021

Alexey and Allison

The double A combo.

The GOD of the A's...or assholes. Either maybe.

Oh dear god, it's Alexey and Allison, their going to skull fuck you.

by tismah April 26, 2023

ALEXEY

my crush, he is really intelligent, respectful and kind!! and such a citiee

me: Alexey I love you
Alexey: yeah really oh no I'm adrien

by anonymous November 21, 2021