Tangled Stinky

When shit gets stuck in the hair of your ass and it gets more solidified and it hurts to get it untangled so you just leave it there

person 1: I got a tangled stinky
person 2: bro you need a shower to untangle that stinky
person 1: I know I do

by Tangled stinky man August 14, 2016

Mandy tangles

When a female has taken ecstasy in a pill or powder form for several hours/days and is monging out and unaware that she is tangling/matting her hair.

Oh no! Katie has been on it for 3 days and has major mandy tangles!!!

by Iloveturtles September 22, 2020

tits in a tangle

When an individual is upset for a stupid fucking reason.

"Brenda went and got her tits in a tangle when she spilled her pumpkin spice latte on her Ugg boots."

by MommaFox December 1, 2014

tangled up

hillbilly slang for sex. often used in country music.

We about to get a little tangled up right about now

by gingeroo147 September 3, 2014

tangle wizard

The man who goes into your room when you're not around and tangles all of your cords and wires. He's believed to appear as a short white male, although he's never actually been seen. He may be able to shapeshift.

Dude I think the tangle wizard wrapped my headphones together and around my power cord.

by I hate the tangle wizard. May 10, 2010

Man Tangle

A rare event in which three or more men become tangled, or stuck together.

Also see Man Jumble

Downhill mountain bikers crashing and getting stuck, with their bikes together, thus creating a Man Tangle.

by Mike Farnworth February 14, 2006

Love Tangles

That feeling you get when your love life is absolutely fucked beyond all recognition. Usually results in setting cringe Discord statuses or feeling emotionally distraught. Occurs in all types of people, and has no defining symptoms, but some cases are extremely easy to spot

Examples might include:
"💞 thinking" as a discord status
Saying "I don't really know" whenever asked about love
Mentioning love at every possible moment and being overall weird about it
Searching for any info that might help ease the love tangles such as tips from their friends or your friends

Causes might include:
Liking 2 people at the same time
2 people liking you at the same time
Not liking anyone
Being rejected/broken up with

Solutions might include:
Praying to God
That's it

Friend: "Bro you good?"
You: *clearly not good* "Yeah man I'm fine"
Friend: "What's the haps man?"
You: "I's just got them love tangles"
Friend: "Ah man I get that, c'mon lets talk"

by Aim For North June 9, 2022