March 22 2005

a way of saying you love jesus

"I March 22 2005 a lot"

by realhuman64.5 October 10, 2018

March 22

A dumb hoe was born

A:"Hey when were you born?"
B:"March 22"
A:"You dumb hoe!"

by ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっI attac u November 2, 2020

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People often fantasize on how people born this day will be able to fit their big fat juicy dick in you.

Person 1:”Ayyy buddy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s so big and juicy”

Person 1:”I ain’t gay but my homie need some pleasure”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

March 22

In March 22 a beautiful woman called Sara Sophia born and she's the light of her friends life's and she's funny AF

hey what day is today?
+March 22 so please respect
-what?
+Respect Sara's birthda

by You.know.what.i.mean October 29, 2019

March 22

Maryam's birthday, the Maryam who's from IB and has hot eyes

Maryam's friend: what's so cool about your birthday
Maryam: well I mean march 22 is Liam Payne's son's birthday too and Pia Mia released the official soundtrack for AFTER on it!!!

by miazayn October 16, 2019

March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.

I grew my hair out for March 22.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019