January 18

National eat cake day.
Go out and eat a cake with friends, or maybe alone. depends on you.
You: Hey, do you know what day it is on January 18?
Me: It's national cake day!!
by chaery30ng January 16, 2022
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January 18

international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out

Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--
by Mvkeyzz January 19, 2022
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January 18

What happens on january 18
well the anniversary of 7 rings ofc
by moonlight 🍄 January 25, 2021
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January 18

Julias birthday is on January 18
by Yeetos October 28, 2019
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January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 06, 2019
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January 18

Tanya

Bitch
If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.

My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.
by g_a_d_random November 10, 2019
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January 18

National hug your gay friend day :D
Gay friend: hey it’s January 18, you know what that means!
Other friend: Yep! *hugs*
by Deeznutz_2213 January 18, 2022
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