by anonymous January 17, 2022
Get the January 18mug. international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out
Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--
Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--
by Mvkeyzz January 18, 2022
Get the January 18mug. by moonlight 🍄 January 24, 2021
Get the January 18mug. 
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
Get the January 18mug. Tanya
Bitch
If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.
My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.
Bitch
If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.
My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.
by g_a_d_random November 10, 2019
Get the January 18mug. January 18 is Pizza mozzarella day. Pizza mozzarella day is the day to eat pizza and party with your friends
by Johhny joestar August 1, 2022
Get the January 18mug.