Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.
You: Hey, can you wax My ass?
Your roommate: sure
You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner
Your roommate: why?
You: it’s January 18
Your roommate: oh that makes sense
Your roommate: sure
You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner
Your roommate: why?
You: it’s January 18
Your roommate: oh that makes sense
by Imheretorhelpyou December 26, 2021
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Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards
Lots of drinking and fucking occurs. Many group orgy's as well, but only done while wearing purple beards
Person 1: What are your plans for January 18
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.
Person 2: well it's national Frænk the midget day so I think I'm gonna rail my wife from the back while wearing a purple beard my guy, hbu?
Person 1: I was going to celebrate MLK junior but I might do the same as you.
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Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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Bitch
If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.
My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.
Bitch
If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.
My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.
by g_a_d_random November 10, 2019
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Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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