Gumby's Mouth

When a woman's vagina has lost all elasticity and now looks like the mouth of the Green claymation character Gumby.

"Wow! Look at that old sloppy pussy! It looks just like Gumby's Mouth!!!

by will bitten November 4, 2017

Obama's last name

Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.

Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.

by obamabruhladen September 14, 2019

Pyke's Law

For every good event or thing that happens, something equal to or worse will counter it.

I hate Pyke's Law, I got my new drivers license, but now my grandma died.

by dalek1111 July 22, 2020

harambe's law

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/abelist" is code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Homophobic or another pejorative term is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.

"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"

by Benny1985 November 15, 2016

Phallentine's Day

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

by gngomez January 25, 2017

It’s Morbin Time

When you’re a living vampire named Michael Morbius and confront a bunch of bad guys in a spooky place, you then shout “It’s Morbin Time!” at the top of your lungs and then proceed to morb over everybody until there’s not a living thing left to morb.

I knew I was fucked when I heard a loud noise with the phrase “It’s Morbin Time!” being yelled as I start getting morbed on

by King Neanderthal April 3, 2022

that's actually fucked up

THE main phrase used by Norman “Nick”. He usually uses this line when he feels like something really fucked up was conspired against him. This is a common way that Norman “Nick” voices his displeasure.

*the avetards broke into Norman “Nick”’s room and brought his PS4 downstairs so they could play in the living room*
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”

by TurnM3Up April 16, 2020