human

Although one of the weaker creatures, they managed to survive by using their intelligence instead of their strenght... most wild creatures.. even an pig can take on an human easily but humans have outsmarted other creatures and conquered the world..

by Alessio October 20, 2003

human

A useless covering of bones, flesh, and hormone producing organs that surround the most complex object in the universe.

All humans could be good if they didn't let their hormone originated emotions create war, fanatical patriotism, crime, neo-feminists, and soccer riots.

by George September 14, 2003

human

sentient bipedal hommonid, descended of primordial primates.

Varying in class and type - no two humans are alike.

To avoid confusion simply ask "Are you a human?". Any kind of response other than to look strangely at you before running away will denote Human.

Q: "Are you a human?"
A: "Are you crazy?"

Result: Human

by HeWhoDarez October 2, 2005

Human

The only animal species that likes to believe that giant people in robes created them and that they must worship them. They then start "Wars" over which of these giant people in robes are the best. They are very hostile and will attack or hump anything that moves. Just like all mammals, the human has mamory glands a.k.a: tits. The difference is, humans are obsessed with these tits and some are even obsessed with the tits of other animals. We call these people "Biologists".

Cow: Here comes that dumb human whos gonna feel my tits again.

Monkey in a zoo: Hey! That human is picking its nose!

Human Female: I have tits!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!
Fat Human Male: Me too!
Human Males: *drool* Woah!

by Choo-Choo McGrew August 18, 2006

human

A species of animal that belongs to the primate family. A being that evolved a large brain for adapting to many environments by gaining thorough knowledge of the surroundings and building the appropriate technology. Despite having evolved the ability to think logically, humans still retain the barbaric animal behaviors that have served to slow the progress of human civilization. See war, religion, America, and politics for examples of burdens on human intelligence.

Despite their remarkable intelligence, humans will be responsible for the destruction of its homeworld and ultimately its own extinction.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

human

superior speices on planet tellus (earth). Existed for about 10000 years++. Have invented fire, internet, hamburgers, pizza, electolux vacumcleaners, dollars.
Killing each other for money and power.

by T May 27, 2003

human

Any bipedal creature; almost always irrational, immoral, irresponsible, self-centered, presumptuous fools

... Just go find someone...

by Kuromori June 22, 2003