oksters

A Scottish slang for your armpits/underarms.

critters also like to nest in your oksters.

" yo your oksters smell like wipe hole man, use some god damn deoderant "

" Dont tickle my oksters, ill pee my pants "

by Q bay bay July 27, 2008

annika osterlund

a dumb bitch who’s HOT AS FUCKKKKK
nut’s typically 20-30 times a day
use code “ANNIKASNUT” for 10% off at thenutbutton.com

“did you see that new annika osterlund video?”
“yes.. i wish i hadn’t”

by Jennazz February 6, 2018

Obsturbation

The process of getting an unseemly, unexpected, or surprisingly potent thrill out of witnessing something.

I caught myself obsturbating while watching a fat lady breastfeed.

For him, a car show was a great opportunity for obsturbation.

by dervonmoerfi March 31, 2010

Ostergarded

1. verb. To be completely intellectually eviscerated in a room full of your peers or colleagues.

2. verb. To finish an assignment or paper and have the revision process continue into the next year or semester without comment or update.

1. "After you presented your entire dissertation in front of the department, that prof asked you what your thesis was. Man, you totally got Ostergarded."
2. "I handed in my final assignment four months ago and still haven't gotten my grade for the class. I am being Ostergarded."

by theladycastro July 15, 2011

obstruse

A combination of obtuse and abstruse. Obtuse means annoyingly insensitive or slow to understand. Abstruse means difficult to understand or obscure. Obstruse means to be annoyingly insensitive AND difficult to understand.

Man, I don't know what that guy just said but it sounded pretty obstruse. I'm gonna go smack him around a little, and then make him tell me what the hell he meant by that shit! And if I don't like it, I'll smack him around some more!

by flux blocker January 14, 2019

Oster my Toaster

When a man goes down on a woman and eats her out.
A lot of tongue in hole action.

He ostered my toaster and licked me out like an ice cream sandwich.
Come oster my toaster tonight at 9:00.

by Nilla's hotstuff March 11, 2019

Obsermonibility

Obsermonibility is a portmanteau of "observability", "monitoring" and "visibility".

I was mostly drunk during the conference so my brain mixed all the buzzword into one : obsermonibility

by SecBird May 15, 2020