The state of feeling tired, worn-out, dirty, smelly, rough, decadent and physically unattractive, all in one. Can also be used to describe an object. Originates from the Swedish slang word 'sunkig'.

I just spend the whole weekend taking drugs and drinking, and I woke up this morning covered in vomit. Damn, I feel sunky.

I got this really sunky couch from the flea market.

sunky by Kajsa Pålsson December 13, 2008

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Shanky wanky

When you wank with a knife in your hand.
The best and worst feeling at the same time.

‘Hey you free tonight’
‘Sorry no, I’m feeling like a shanky wanky

Shanky wanky by Demon weeb June 26, 2018

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Shundy Knacks

Shundy knacks is used to describe a person who has shit there knickers

See that girl over there, she’s got shundy knacks

Shundy Knacks by TheTreeHundredRidersFriend September 1, 2019

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Spunky Dildohammer

Obtain a jar of japanese mayonnaise and slather your stale hawt dawg with it. Tell your blind or visually impaired sexin' woman that you're gonna pleasure her with a dildo and butt plug. Lube up a dildo and butt plug in front of her. Stuff the butt plug in her beaver and jam your mayonnaised schlong into her mudflaps. She'll think it's the dildo, til you squirt your baby gravy in there. Then thwap your shrinking dong on her breasts. You must eat half of a Wild Berry Pop Tart during this process, and when you've finished jam the other half into her fuzzy cumdumpster.

Tom Selleck: hey babe want me to rub my moustache on you tonight?
Someone's Mom: Nah. I'm in the mood for plastic tonight.
Tom Selleck: PREPARE TO BE PULVERIZED!
(5 min. later)
Someone's mom: OMG that wasn't a dildo! That was a Spunky Dildohammer
Tom Selleck: I know.

Spunky Dildohammer by Murdertrainacomin September 29, 2010

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