Jizz

The sound you make when you ejaculate semen from your dong.

"Jizzzzizzizzzzizzzzz"

by Kittydongkat May 18, 2016

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1. n Male Ejaculate

2. v The only way to describe what your ass does the morning after eating Indian

Roommate: "Dude, do you know why the toilet bowl has olive and tan stains all over it? It looks like someone vomited up a smoothy made from army camos."

Me: "My bad, dude. I was jizzin' out my ass this morning."

by OtterSex April 15, 2010

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jizz

well lets say when some girl makes a dude happy. they will mostly jizz there shorts.
when i dude dreams of something and he wakes up and noticed he had a wet dream.
during that dream, he jizzed his pants.

"dude, i think i just jizzed my pants..."

by ur mom 39 June 5, 2009

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Jizz

The white shit that shoots outta ur cock when you do sexual stuff, like when ur girlfriend sucks ur dick and doesn't leave the room screaming "HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKIN GROSS!!!!!"

Ron: Woa!! Last night my girlfriend sucked my dick and she didn't leave the room screaming when i jizzed!

John: I don't care.

by firstratecoup October 3, 2008