tallahassee meat grinder

When you put a handful of ball bearings into your girls vagina before you pound it like a retard on bath salts

Last night I decided to try the old Tallahassee meat grinder. It sounded like a good idea but now my dick is purple and I can hardly walk.

by Jpv420 June 17, 2019

meat streak

The residue left by the male reproductive organ, typically left on something or someone.

He left a meat streak in the jar of Vaseline last night.

by a very fat raccoon June 19, 2019

sweater meat

A pair of knockeroonies. Breasts so magnificently substantial that they are even highly noticeable in a thick sweater.

I cannot take my eyes off of Yvette's sweater meat.

That bank teller caught me staring at her sweater meat.

by Mistah Know-it-all March 20, 2019

Meat

A Penis

I'm going to beat my meat

by Redleader4044 March 21, 2019

Meat-Thirty

Time to dick down

I know we are close to meat-thirty but we are in the bread isle right now Susan

by Nlasko April 4, 2019

Meat clam

A very big floppy vagina

Man, your girlfriend has a meat clam!!

by Sascrotch69 April 5, 2019

Meat fat

Meat that is fat

Wow she got hella meat fat

by Zaddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 8, 2019