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Juice is my most prized possesion. Yes, I love my friends, but they don't help me when my throat is dry, or I just need something to hold me off until dinner. I love juice so much and it needs to be appreiated more. What's cake without juice? What's anything without juice? I'm sure you all know about Hannibal, I'm positive he ate flesh with juice. Not only this, but there's so many flavors! Hate grapes? We have apple. Don't like that? Get some punch. Don't you even dare get me started on passionate fruit, it isn't only the best, but the reason I'm here to this day.
Wow, how can anyone hate juice? Allergic or not, it's worth dying for.
Juice by homosexual carrot October 9, 2016

Juice Portal 

Juice Portal is a Power Socket / Plug Socket
Are You Using The Juice Portal ? Because I Need To Charge My Phone Battery

juicepress 

One of the worst gifts you can give to a friend.
"What did he give you for your birthday?"
"A juicepress..."
juicepress by LeonardoDaWinci December 8, 2016

juice twins 

a man's testicles or balls
let me introduce to my friend Mr. Johnson and the Juice Twins
juice twins by DefaultPsycho February 6, 2017

Juice box 

Did you see what he just did? That guys a huge juice box.
Juice box by Deathwish girl April 8, 2017

juice my strip 

To encroach on one's turf; to steal one's thunder, etc.
Don't juice my strip -- Bro quit juicing my strip! I got these ***** on lock down.
juice my strip by Snow69Flake July 11, 2017