Taint tassle

When you have some shit that moves down to your perineum to form a shit stalagtite hanging from it.

Seamus didn't wipe all the shizzle from my crack so now I feel a taint tassle tickling my leg

by Gooeytomato March 15, 2025

tainterizor

Someone acting like a taint

Oh my God you just kicked my cat… you’re such a tainterizor!!

by AngelDevil764 March 18, 2025

taint clippings

The byproduct of clipping your taint with toenail clippers.

Friend 1: Do you store your taint clippings for the winter in a jar or a bag?

Friend 2: No, the government buys them off me for the use of top-secret jet fuel. They also only buy them if they're my uncle's or my dad's taint clippings.

by Hella Cool Guy April 24, 2025

Tainting

Popping out ones asshole and placing a baby carrot inside

I went to the store and bought a bag of baby carrots, and I plan to go tainting with them

by anonymous February 10, 2026

Taint paint

Residual bodilly fluids and various other bodily secretions (ejaculate, sweat, orgasmal fluids and mucus) excreted from and around, or dripping onto the perenium during or after rigorous physical activity... or sex

I'd lick the taint paint off that hockey player with or without a shower.

by DeviantBehaviour February 23, 2026

Tainting the tiger

You’re killing the vibe/ putting a damper on the mood/being a party pooper

*Someone killing the mood at a function* “bro you’re tainting the tiger”

by Bahgahhs March 2, 2026

Tainted Art

When normal SFW internet art shows similarities that come from artists who mainly do porn or otherwise NSFW art. Via the: art style, presentation, platform/website it was posted on, or the character’s proportions and facial expressions.

The word “Tainted” figuratively means *”Something that has been damaged or spoiled by its reputation, morality, or integrity”*, which in this case refers to the normal art having very subtle signs that stem from the artist’s works on NSFW art.

Person 1: “Bro, something about this drawing feels… off to me, but I don’t know why.”

Person 2: “Yeah me neither, this is definitely some sort of tainted art though, check his account.”

by Teamorson May 4, 2025