The milk'n'ing

When she's in heat and wants it real bad and you have to give it up. (And you only have one utter).

There was 2 stripes on the test strip and now you have to put out.

Ah fuck she's ovulating time for the milk'n'ing.

by Gooeytomato June 14, 2025

Taint tassle

When you have some shit that moves down to your perineum to form a shit stalagtite hanging from it.

Seamus didn't wipe all the shizzle from my crack so now I feel a taint tassle tickling my leg

by Gooeytomato March 15, 2025

carmel wastecoat

When a dude pulls his dick out of a girls ass then flips her on her back to blow his load on her stomach mixing cum and shit together to make a carmel colored wastecoat

Billy: wheres your wife?
Seamus: washing off her carmel wastecoat.

by Gooeytomato March 25, 2021