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commando tits

Commando tits is wearing no bra or anything beneath a shirt or hoodie.
"Raz said she was going commando tits today"
by titslover December 20, 2022
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Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022
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Tits in the sink

Coined by the UKs leading deer shooting expert.

A phrase used to describe the process of getting on with tasks deemed hard work to the average man.

Example, dragging out Norfolk red deer after being shot with a copper projectile and associated larder duties. That’s truly getting your tits in the sink.
Don’t think about it, get your tits in the sink and crack on
by guy_the_rev December 23, 2022
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Tits in the sink

Coined by the UKs leading deer stalking expert.

A phrase used to describe tasks deemed to be hard work for the average man that just need doing and not complaining about.

For example dragging out Norfolk red deer shot with copper bullets and the associated larder duties.
Don’t think, get your tits in the sink and crack on
by guy_the_rev December 23, 2022
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Pop a tit day

Yo sophia its pop a tit day so u better pop a tit for the boys
by Nig911er2012 January 1, 2023
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Tit for tit

Equivalent to tit for tat; what the hell is a tat? Same meaning as an eye for an eye
Oh, I owe you? So, this is tit for tit then huh?”
by Cmarie8478 January 3, 2023
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le tit inspector

Le tit inspector can see and feel any tits they may like to verify they are real and the size of them when every they want.
Wow dude your a le tit inspector, cool where can I become one
by Hkettell January 10, 2023
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