Watermelon cock

This is usually used as a joke when talking to friends. It refers to the shape of a penis as that of a watermelons. Usually starting of thin then bulges out then thinning at the end.

Mark: Sup bro whats been happening?
Dewy: Nothing much. Paying the shit out of Jero for getting with that hell rank bitch.
Mark: Hahaha she was probably just craving his watermelon cock.
Dewy: Bitches these days all want some.
Mark: True that.

by Mummas June 19, 2006

jungle cock

A very large cock

Erik likes jungle cock

by Bob June 12, 2003

Cock Sock

An old sock you use to masturbate with.

Friend: Hey, can I borrow a sock?
The Douchbag: Ya, but not that long black one-that's my cock sock!

by Chubbyfatloser October 9, 2008

Cock Slut

A bitch that loves the cock. She takes it any way she can get it. The lowest of sluts. These are the girls the probaly have the hiv.

Macy turned into a total cock slut lately.

by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 2, 2003

cock jammer

someone who is named Jewism and like to jam the cock in tight areas where it's not supposed to go.

Hey Brandon quit being a cock jammer, and pull your pants up.

by drock August 10, 2004

cock spanner

A person that uses their genitals as a source of income!
The bread winner of the house (also a porn star) is known as a cock-spanner!

That Ron Jeremy (the famous pornstar) is a real Cock spanner!!

by Ryan Neil September 7, 2006

cock crunch

Work-out movement that consists in lifting weights by the sheer power of your cock muscles (the ones located at the base of the penis of course, i know a dick ain't a muscle).

"I increased weight today for my three sets of cock crunches"

by RoOohy July 6, 2004