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Saucewich 

The end nub of a Subway, Quizno's, Firehouse, or some other sub sandwich shop, sub (usually on the 12") that has no sort of meat or vegetable to be heard of, only a large amount of mustard, ranch, or some other sauce on the sandwich, that has somehow ventured down the sandwich, into the end. A sauce delta, if you will. Perhaps even a resevour tip for sauces.

A prime opportunity to regret wearing a white shirt, and getting mustard on your sandwich.
Man 1 - "Oh dude, what's happening with that sub there? Aren't you going to finish it?"
Man 2 - "Nah man, it's nothing but a saucewich, I'll just throw it away."

"SHIT! I dropped my saucewich on my fucking khakis! RUINED!"
Saucewich by hey-imdallas October 6, 2009
Related Words

saucesauce

The sauce one puts on a previously present sauce (i.e. overlapping). This can result in either an awesome sauce, not to be confused with awesomesauce, or a "heart attack", such as the combination of wasabi and BW3 "Blazin'" sauce. These sauces are ultimately disgusting and should be avoided, unless you know a particularly hardy/insane/ person whom you wish to prank.

The awesome sauces are, by definition, awesome, and include, but are not limited to those listed below.
Barbecue + Steak sauce, Barbecue + Honey sauce, Nacho Cheese + Salsa, Honey Mustard + Chipotle sauce, Guacamole + Salsa, and Chuck Norris + Mr. T. Your mom and my ****. Saucesauce and more saucesauce.
Noun. An elderly gentleman of unquenchable sexual desire and prowess who will fuck you on live television for attempting to blackmail him.
Oh, that David Letterman. What an absolute saucecat.
Saucecat by Freethinkingtwat. December 15, 2009

Saucetourage 

1. In reference to any group of dipping condiments, as opposed to naming each one individually.

2. A Puerto Rican's guilty pleasure
McDonald's Lady: "What sauce would you like with your chiken McNuggets?"

Puerto Rican: "What sauce wouldn't I like? I'll have the saucetourage!"
Saucetourage by curlymama June 3, 2010

saucemonster 

1. a word used to describe someone who is empty headed and dimwitted

2. a word used for a drink of extreme alcoholic proportions

3. a word used to describe someone who is very drunk
dude ur a fucking saucemonster. get outta here.

get me one of those saucemonsters man!!!!

hey bro look at the saucemonster over there, he's trashed.
saucemonster by Cap'n Sauce December 4, 2010

SauceMcSauce 

The act of saucing from your own goal line to the far blue to stretch your player on a b-way.

Note: This player must go bar south to achieve the full potential of the SauceMcSauce
Dude, did you see me out there? I SauceMcSauced straight through their corn!
SauceMcSauce by SauceMcSauce May 22, 2012