Saucewich

The end nub of a Subway, Quizno's, Firehouse, or some other sub sandwich shop, sub (usually on the 12") that has no sort of meat or vegetable to be heard of, only a large amount of mustard, ranch, or some other sauce on the sandwich, that has somehow ventured down the sandwich, into the end. A sauce delta, if you will. Perhaps even a resevour tip for sauces.

A prime opportunity to regret wearing a white shirt, and getting mustard on your sandwich.

Man 1 - "Oh dude, what's happening with that sub there? Aren't you going to finish it?"
Man 2 - "Nah man, it's nothing but a saucewich, I'll just throw it away."

"SHIT! I dropped my saucewich on my fucking khakis! RUINED!"

by hey-imdallas October 6, 2009

sauceticular homicide

A type of homicide involving one or more types of sauce, ranging from ketchup to worcestershire. Although not as common as other types of homicide, it makes up for it in hilarity.

"Bobby was a victim of sauceticular homicide last night. Apparently he slipped on some barbecue sauce some maniac had laid out."
"Wait.....what?"

by Micher J February 27, 2019

Slicewich

A singular slice of processed meat in between 2 pieces of bread... which may or may not be buttered !! :-/

Very bland... with no frills like filling... sauces... or salad... so a poor reproduction of a Sandwich !! :-(

grey meat spam chicken ham bread slice sandwich butter slicewich

by Brians 7/12 February 13, 2014

suchwich

everything you don't want to hear, all the things someone wants to tell you but just can't think of right then and there, usually used in circumstances telling someone off or berating them when you can't think of all the things you're trying to say

If you don't stop talking crap I'm going to make you feel so stupid and suchwich.

by hdancer22 March 9, 2010

Saucetache

A mustache of leftover sauce or condiments, such as ketchup or steak sauce

Todd had a saucetache because he drowned his steak in sauce.

by Up4Ownage February 1, 2010

Sacawich

The disscoloration of old saggy nipples

"Dude, I totally saw your granny's sacawich"

by Immortal_Jake April 16, 2006

Sackwich

(Ball)Sack+Sandwich

1. When the ballsack in its entirety is inserted fully into a mouth

2. When two ballsacks sandwich something together

3. A ballsack placed inside a bun

1. : Sackwich time bitch

2. : 3^_^3

3: : ()3()

(3= Ballsack)

by AlexWhiteRules August 26, 2010