crapper john 

Slang term for the old television show "Trapper John, MD.

"Turn on the tube, I wanna watch crapper john."

crapper john by x January 31, 2003

who shot john 

When you ask someone if they know
who did a certain thing, and they
give you answer that you know is
b.s. (bull shit)

Don't come in here with that who
shot john b.s.

who shot john by Victor November 29, 2004

elton john

Absolutely amazing and talented musical genious. Personally my favourite singer since I was 4. Just so happens to be a homosexual, but that does not affect his awesome skills! Everyone get a copy of "Your Song" right now!

Person 1: WOW! Elton John kicks ass
Person 2: No way! That guy is a fag
Person 1: Shuttup dude, Elton rocks
Person 2: Hey you're right, this cat kicks ass.

elton john by ae_andrea February 25, 2004

Sheriff John Bunnell 

A man with a plan, and everyhting he says.....GOES! He is featured on many FOX police chase shows and struts his stuff. Walking through a minefield without fail. Walking through a tornado and his hair is still perfectly shaped! He is everywhere at every time, and ready to piss you off, or save your life!

So get ready, this is going to be a FAST ride!

"This bohemian bovine bastard skyrockets down the highway at triple digit speeds, but that's no match for the police officers 320 HORSES!"

Sheriff John Bunnell by D. Hunter March 18, 2005

big john 

big john aka the fuck god . this man will fuck just about anything living he is the living breathing sex toy he consits of putting his jon dom on and spuffing in it then making you bite his pincher off whilst screamy spuff in my ars

i want to be a big john

big john by mr burr April 19, 2017

elton john

One of the greatest musicians EVER. Criticized by closed minded idiots because of his sexuality. Has made AWESOME songs like "Rocket Man" and "Tiny Dancer". Elton John rocks.

Elton John sung Rocket Man. 'Nuff said.

elton john by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

Snicker John 

The act of Sexual Intercourse

We he he, I got me some Snicker John last night!

Snicker John by gunnbot January 27, 2008