God Barber

A barber that cuts your hair like they fucking your mama, and has a heavenly touch with the clippers

Ope's barber is a God barber, and Que’s barbers is not

by Hezik November 20, 2022

please god end my suffering

when you see r34 fanart

john:*looks at some subreddit* john:*sees some r34 fanart* john:please god end my suffering

by super chad March 29, 2022

god pawn

Someone who is a member of a certain religion mainly because of influence.

Egdy_Alert: I know that the Qur'an is true because I can feel it in my heart.
TrumpStamp11: You refuse to question your beliefs because of the way you were raised and you shelter yourself from criticism to avoid having to live with such change.
Jevfan69: what a god pawn

by D1sc January 02, 2016

splash god

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K

Swish! Another one! I'm the splash god, boy.

by coloncrock April 19, 2016

Splash God

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K

Swish! Another one! Call me the splash god, boy.

by coloncrock April 19, 2016

Colluding to kill God

No-I'm not colluding with anyone to do it I'm just GOING TO do it. You're not a part of this. You know you'll just get in that way AND you're a betrayal hazard. You just relax.

Hym "No- Colluding to kill God implies I'm not working alone-"

Iam "Um... Hello."

Hym "You don't count."

Iam "Aw..."

Hym "Quiet! I'M going to kill it. Kill it REAL dead. Kill it here. Kill it THERE. And then build a thing out of it's bones. That's the plan. I'm also not a scientist. Well... Social scientist technically (And a genius on at that)- BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! YOU are fine. YOU don't worry about it. Gonna fix this absolute-fucking hachet-job of a reality and you just fucking... I don't know, go play or something."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2023

Demi God

Very attractive rapper that blew up on soundcloud and is gonna be a XXL freshman.

Jace: Yall heard of Demi God?
Brady: No why?
Jace HE'S NEXT UP

by sime slime December 03, 2019