dick things

Things that people do to each other that is mean or messed up.

That guy did an ass ton of dick things to Adele

by sparta45 May 29, 2012

dick psychic

A person who can almost accurately describe in detail the characteristics of a guy's dick based on his looks or personality.

This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.

That girl has seen so much dick, she could basically be a dick psychic.

by dickpsycho March 11, 2019

coma dick

When your dick game so strong, you put bitches to sleep.

Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"

Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"

by The crocodile hunter September 17, 2015

diss dick

The answer to any question.

GF: what should I eat for dinner?
You: DISS DICK

by Djmakeherdrip July 1, 2017

Benning a dick

The act of fucking a canine skull, usually a wolfskull

Person one - "yo, you hear that dude who shot a wolf and took its skeleton"
Person 2 - "I bet hes benning a dick"

by supermegafan6969 May 13, 2019

Dick On The Shelf

Dick On The Shelf or D.O.T.S refers to a strategy girls use when their relationship falls through or their routine dick appointmentgoes south on them. This commonly occurs when the guy is not hip enough to realize that he's been put on the back burner until she has use for him. Until then, he will not hear from said female because she's "busy".

Buddy 1: Weird thing just happened. This girl that I haven't heard from in weeks just waved to me on Facebook because I'm nearby.
Buddy 2: Yeah her F.W.B just ended and you're her Dick On The Shelf
Buddy 1: Dick on the shelf ?
Buddy 2: Yup, D.O.T.S homie.

by Syrpgangwaffuldaeus August 3, 2018

Dick Glamouring

the act of controlling or mesmerizing males/females to do your will with the beauty/perfection of your penis. Some people have hinted that 'dick glamour' is an urban legend but there have been documented cases though they are few and far between.

Beth his cock was so hot: his dick glamouring was unreal. I have never been dick glamoured before but after tonight I know I am under his spell.

by wellappointedV December 1, 2014