Cut the cake

To get married. Typically one of the first things newlyweds do at their wedding reception is cut a slice of cake. Rednecks force the resulting slice into each other’s pie hole.

Guy: “I love that lyric in Fire Lake where the uncle’s afraid to do coke.” Other guy: “Dude, you think every metaphor in a rock song is about drugs or sex. Uncle Joe was afraid to get married. He didn’t want to cut the cake at a wedding you stoner.”

by cakehole6 April 27, 2024

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cake hug

1) a young terrorist organization
2) based off of cuddle muffin translated into arabic and back into english (google translate)

3) the glorious love child of the members of cuddle muffin
4) when you hug your partner in the 69 position while eating out each others asses, like chocolate cake

Hey did you hear about that cake hug attack last night.

by TcatBoyyy May 16, 2017

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moon cake

way of reffering to a vagina, when talking about performing cunnilingus

hey baby, lemme eat your moon cake tonight

by sexhaver015 January 10, 2021

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bday cake pic

When a hot teenage girls sends a pic of her butt to someone for their birthday

Idk what to get him for his birthday, maybe I'll send him bday cake pics

by Thebuttlover July 5, 2017

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pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.

"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."

by Purplax May 9, 2024

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