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Brian Moment

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.
Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."
by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024
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James Wyatt Moment

When you censor a word that shouldn’t be censored like shut in shut up, or you use curse words wrong like, shut your shitting hell up. Also a James Wyatt moment occurs when you use long pauses in between curse words
How not to have a James Wyatt Moment,

Your a little hell, Shit you , fu————-ck
by TTT&VL February 17, 2024
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James Wyatt Moment

A James Wyatt moment occurs when you use a curse word wrong or use long pauses in between cuss words
James Wyatt moment It is a well known phenomenon some examples include; You little hell, shit you, your such a……….. fuck……..ing…..ho….e
by TTT&VL February 17, 2024
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A Melting Moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin and save the shit he took and freeze it.
You then use the shit as a dildo and let the poo melt in your ass so you can then poop out your partners shit
My missus just tried a melting moment! She looked so hot squeezing out my poo from her anus
by littlemissblumpkin February 26, 2024
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don't stay awake skibid huggy wuggy moment

The time of day when the autism comes out and you become the toilet wuggy.
My kid just got shot, that is a don't stay awake skibid huggy wuggy moment
by among us gamer handsome February 26, 2024
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dan moment

a moment in time when you get a boner in school infront of your teacher who doesn't care about ur muscles and also you're into kids
that's a real dan moment
by anonymous February 28, 2024
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melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit
my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me
by littlemissblumpkin March 6, 2024
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