Brown-Chip Art

Artworks which have sustained value despite being total shit.

Sotheby's Hong Kong is leading the market for secondary sales of brown-chip artists like KAWS, Banksy, and Damien Hirst.

by DoogieMcButtButtJr. May 4, 2020

World War Brown

When you take a massive and really, really messy shit. It is the kind of shit that’s similar to World Wars, in that both can be so vile that they often cause permanent damage to, and forever change everything they touch. This is beyond destroying the toilet, it’s nuking the toilet twice like the US did the Japanese.

Typically the final consequence of eating half a bag of dried plums in one sitting, as Mr. Regular from Regular Car Reviews experienced in his Subaru BRAT review.

Dude I unleashed World War Brown last night on your toilet, I’m so sorry. The stains and smell are likely permanent. I didn’t have a choice after those dried plums and Taco Bell, and now my asshole is outlawed by the Geneva Convention.

by citydwellingthesaurus June 23, 2021

Toxic Brown Feminity

When you got tacos and dick and she refuses to leave

Jean: Sara won't leave me alone when I said I found the best tacos in town
Michelle: That's Toxic Brown Feminity

by JeanMichelle July 15, 2021

Brown Hound Dog

The unsettling phenomenon of having a 'firmish' turd just barely emerge from your ass which, despite furtive foreshadowing, occurs both gradually and rapidly (simultaneously) at precisely the most inopportune point in time. Once the 'brown hound dog' pokes his head out you are thrust into the most tenuous situation of attempting to coax him back in the dog house (without your eyeballs popping out) a whilst continuing to make a presentation, speaking with a superior colleague in the middle of the lunch line, or trying to maintain that casual conversation with the woman in the Marketing department while on an elevator stopping at every floor.

Paul - Right after lunch Simms delivered the cable we've been waiting for and wouldn't you know it - it was oversized.

Gregg - Aaaa hey dude, listen I really can't talk right now - I gotta brown hound dog poking his head out and I got a bad feeling on this one.

Paul - Huh?

by Goodoldboy66 October 29, 2014

Chris Brown That Bitch

When you beat the bitch up like how Chris Brown did to Rihanna.

Marcel: Yo, imma Chris Brown That Bitch if she don't stay loyal nd keep it 100 with me foo

by Vanessa Camacho (Im Drunk af) January 23, 2016

behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.

"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."

by A Dub November 10, 2008

governor-jerry-brown

She always knows what to say and when to say it. Governor is really good at making others happy, and seems to know what makes every person feel better individually. Her jokes are very original and have a uniqueness to them that most jokes dont have.

Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*

by gingrrbabez September 13, 2019