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5 woods

Smoking to forget about her
When im on her chest hearing her heart beat while she playes with my hair but then i realize it’s the 5 woods i faced to forget about her.
by yourdoggo June 16, 2024
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Toody Woody

To have have a raging erect penis,

To have a crazy boner
Dude, Franco i have a major Toody Woody right now.

Stop it babe, you’re giving me a toody woody.
by Bozos&Gizmo November 28, 2024
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Aleisyah woods

A very annoying person who doesn't know if she likes boys or girls and goes between the two like changing clothes.
"Aleisyah woods loves both genders, she needs to make up her mind"
by Theb1gmckinn0n December 18, 2024
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Katie Woods

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A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.
I got that good-good Katie Woods insurance policy and my rate was better than my grandma’s lasagna.
by Mayhem208 December 31, 2024
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John Woodward

A pathetic, sad, little man who takes out his anger about his meaningless, depressing life on poor students
An ugly fat old retard, who has anger issues and can't stand being wrong
An immature, dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence (he's wrong)
John Woodward is such a bitch and everyone hates him so much.
I hope John Woodward dies in a fire.
John Woodward is a complete insufferable idiot, how does he have a wife?
by Woodwards #1 op January 16, 2025
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Gladys Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Gladys Woodstock: The Fourth Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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Noah Woodham

He will never talk to your parents, we will only call you mommy, he watches anime, he’s secretly gay and dating his friends. He’s a little bitch. And he plays the victim.
Don’t be a Noah woodham” #notachillguy
by Little skid kid January 29, 2025
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