bruh moment

a bruh moment is a term when someone does something stupid like spending three hours doing somthing only to realize youve been doing it wrong.

guy 1: bro I just had a bruh moment
guy 2: what did you do my dude
guy 1: I spent like half an hour doing math
only to now realize ive done it completly wrong
guy 2: bruh

by egghoe69 September 20, 2020

an elise moment

When someone starts talking about something they don't have a clue about and start making it up as they go.
Or
Someone who messes up Bad or mistakes something or someone for something or someone else

OMG Megan had no idea what she was talking about in science. She was having such an Elise moment.

by DreamingAbout153 March 1, 2017

Aquila Rift moment

When you show someone a song and they tell you it's shit and don't like it. Few months later they show you the same song, telling you how cool it is.

-Hey, listen to this song from Aquila Rift, it's so cool.
--Ehh, I don't like it, it's just not good.
*Few months pass*
--This song from Aquila rift is an absolute banger, why didn't I find it sooner?

-This is so aquila rift moment

by Aregas October 14, 2023

Bode moment

A blonde moment/Constant mummbling

dude you had a bode moment.

by Mumbles,,, November 22, 2010

Josh moment

A moment that can be compared with the dumbest things someone can do at any given time.

“My mile time is 9 minuets and 95 seconds.”
(Josh moment)

by DoorKnocker October 2, 2017

Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.

“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”

by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022

take a moment, count my guap

Big 14, know what the fuck goin' on
Ayy
Hold up, take a moment, count my guap, count my guap
All these racks bomin' in, they bomin' in, hold up, ayy
Count my guap, count my guap
Cannot stop comin' in, comin' in
Pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
I pulled up in a drop-top, she drop dead
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands
My diamonds dancin', hopscotch, they holdin' hands, yeah
Hold up, I don't know what planet I'm on (don't know, don't know)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (watch the throne)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (off your arms, yeah), yeah
Steady causin' havoc, yeah (causin' havoc)
Bitch, I'm ballin' hard just like a maverick (yeah)
Money stretch long, lil' bitch, like elastic (yeah)
Now that bitch steady callin' me Mr. Fantastic, yeah, ayy
Know I keep a ratchet (a ratch')
If you play, boy, I'll turn your ass to ashes (ah)
Automatic, doo-doo-doo-doo, bitch, I'm blastin' (doo-doo-doo-doo)
Yeah, ooh, put you in a casket (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Money sit long, it's elastic
I don't know what planet I'm on (I'm on Mars)
I'm the king, lil' bitch, watch the throne (chop your arms, yeah)
I feel like Valdo, I'll chop off your arms (watch the throne), yeah

Trippe Redd: Hold up
Travis Scott: what?
Trippe Redd: Take a moment
Travis Scott: Why, to do what?
Trippe Redd: take a moment, count my guap

by Why_are_we_here_just_to_suffer May 25, 2024