Damonmoment's definitions
When someone says or does something stupid without thinking it through first — usually something that makes everyone stop and go, “bro…” Named after Damon, the usual who somehow turns brain farts into daily events.
Jackson: Yo I just got 100 on my math test!
Roman: Same bro!
Damon: What’d you guys get?
Jackson: Damon moment.
Damon: Bro can you pass me my phone?
Andy: You’re literally holding it.
Everyone: Classic Damon moment.
Vinny: Bro why’d you put metal in the microwave?
Damon: I thought it’d heat faster.
Roman: Damon moment for sure.
Roman: Same bro!
Damon: What’d you guys get?
Jackson: Damon moment.
Damon: Bro can you pass me my phone?
Andy: You’re literally holding it.
Everyone: Classic Damon moment.
Vinny: Bro why’d you put metal in the microwave?
Damon: I thought it’d heat faster.
Roman: Damon moment for sure.
by Damonmoment October 26, 2025
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