Rectum, damn near killed him! 

A joke with no beginning only a punchline...

Phase 1, underpants! Phase 2....
Phase 3 profit!

Rectum, damn near killed him! by Pabs Momoney August 25, 2003

Killing the Unicorn 

Slang for having sex.
Origin: Unicorns of myth reputably could only be tamed by virgins. So, were a man or woman to kill the unicorn they would be slaying the metaphorical virginity. Used in everyday situations it is simplified to having sex.

Guy 1: Dude? What are you doing tonight?
Guy 2: Oh, you know, going to my girlfriend's house. We're killing the unicorn.

Killing the Unicorn by elemenopee March 13, 2009

killdozer 

Killdozer is a god among men.

I don't anexample, I just said he was a god among men.

SADCHUB loves you Killdozer! You'll always be demolishing in our hearts!

killdozer by Thermos June 5, 2004

killa

Classic marijuana smoking game (with many aliases) played worldwide involving a circle of people holding in their smoke until the joint comes back round again.

not again man, killa wipes me out

killa by Sunscreen July 3, 2005

killuminati 

Part of Tupac Shakur's vocabulary with the base of "illuminati" which means enlightened by religion. Killuminati could possibly mean enlightened by thug living a Thug Life.

And who he comin through right now, Makaveli the Don
Feel this, Killuminati

killuminati by Aaron June 28, 2004

Killion 

One thousand million

I'm a killionaire, it's an American billionaire.

Killion by Ted Dee June 7, 2017

Legend_Killer 

a person with his own fanclub at an online forum.

buttsecks

LK habs teh fanclub!1!!!1!!oneone

Legend_Killer by anonymous twc person March 7, 2004