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Asshole

Any boyfriend, good or bad. Gets at the irrational hatred of guts men naturally feel towards any man who is the boyfriend of any woman. Still just means boyfriend though, and can be used endearingly or in good fun, but always will have, at least sarcastic, subtext of 'I'm quietly wishing for your downfall.'
Evelyn's new asshole's name is Anthony. They're really sweet together. He's a great boyfriend.

We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?

I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.

I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.
by anonymous June 7, 2025
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ashley

to describe the most retarded person ever. u cant get stupider than this. loser in life in every single way possible. fat? ur an ashley! retarded? hi ashley!
“ur such an ashley
NOOOO
by Lannininiana June 17, 2025
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Asshole

1. (noun) A person's anus
2. (noun) A stupid, irritating, or contemptible person
Leave that asshole alone!
by Garnold5808 June 24, 2025
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Ashley

Damn Ashley loves her some Dominic
by Neck jabber 69 July 20, 2025
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Askhole

Someone who always asks for your advice just to do the absolute opposite of what you said
Joe asked me if he should go in the pool. I said no then he jumped in right in front of my face. Such an askhole
by Crookmam July 25, 2025
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Asshole

You're an asshole as in male jerk.
by DragonPrincess August 28, 2025
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Asshole Amnesia

A person that’s such an asshole they’ve forgotten how much of an asshole they are.
After years of lying and manipulating his/her friends they were cast out from the group, only to return months later pretending like nothing happened. They have asshole amnesia.
by InvertedAv8r September 5, 2025
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