by Cmdr Fester May 21, 2024

-Dude, check out that girl over there.. Sweet view of her tit alley!
-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...
-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...
by jazzyjulz September 1, 2013

Paul: hey you know what day it is?
brianna: no what is it?
Paul: its national send tits day!
Brianna: oh how could i forget, here you go(sends it)
brianna: no what is it?
Paul: its national send tits day!
Brianna: oh how could i forget, here you go(sends it)
by Pablicito April 6, 2022

by BIG BOGGER 43 July 31, 2022

It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell
by Arch1980 December 26, 2020

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it
Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"
by GoFigure0 January 29, 2025

This expression can be used as another meaning for "You won't do it" or "You won't". It overall means, you have 'no tits so you won't do it.'. "Hey, I'm going to message him!""No tits, you won't". It is the women equivalent of no balls.
The ultimate dare from which a woman cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.
The ultimate dare from which a woman cannot back down without incurring more loss of dignity than following through with the actual stupidity of doing the dare and suffering its consequences.
by Matt&Gabi July 12, 2022
