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john tarshi

A curly headed, huncho, a boss man, one that never gives up, stays loyal to girls, he’s a class clown, athletic, and loves blue crisp hundred dollar bills, saves up his money to buys what he wants, a man that often gets his hard broken by special ones but is still able to act completeley normal and still keep it a 1000%, this kid is going big places, you better hold on tight tight to this one. He’s crazy In love with driving. Speeds like there isn’t any cops on the road, don’t drive a car unless it’s a foreign, and remeber shmoney talks you walk
John Tarshi
by John Tarshi May 2, 2018
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John F. Kennedy

When you nut on a girls face and right when you nut on her face you knock her out.
Man, I sure did John F. Kennedy the fuck out of Stacy last night.
by DullDuck January 12, 2018
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Kent Johns

A unit of measurement representing the amount of pride Westlake Boys High School has for it's favourite son, the boy who did good, and the one who yearns for a long grey sock and garter every now and again.
Words can't describe how proud I am of their efforts... I guess you could say I'm Kent Johns.
by HairyChimp January 14, 2018
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louisiana long-john

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.
Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.
by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017
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John

a fucking memelord. hes like, the best person in the world. even tho hes a stick hes still funny and he really likes chicken nuggets lmao.
by turntechGnostic September 15, 2017
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out john

When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.
Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.
by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017
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