Pull a John

To Leave Randomly. This makes the people you were with previously wonder where the hell you dissapeared to.

Adrian : "I just saw the funniest thing today..."
*John Leaves*
Adrian : "And then I couldn't stop laughing"
Omar : "Where the hell is John?"

To Pull A John

by ItsCristian June 11, 2008

Olivia Newton John

Gorgeous Australian singer with the best voice to ever grace the planet. Star of the musical "Grease".

Xanadu, Grease, Xanadude, Physical, Magic

by Jake February 2, 2005

Pope John Paul II

Definitley one of the greatest men in History, and one of the people who helped end the cold war.

I am Agnostic, but i still belive that Pope John Paul II was a good man.

by MoistTowlette April 25, 2008

St. John’s Country Day school

Full of ignorant, rich, white kids at a private high school. They often get butthurt over minor inconveniences such as tucking a shirt in or shaving your face.

St. John’s Country Day school kids are very annoying.

by Ugly schoolllsssss November 5, 2018

long john

penis of extraordinary length

Ludacris: the stank puss makes mylong john pause. -Southern Hospitality

by thedudeman May 28, 2004

jelly john

A clever turn on a classic prank. The original prank calls for putting plastic wrap over a toliet bowl so when someone goes to pee, it splashes back. The jelly john, furthers this, instead of using plastic wrap, you fill the toliet bowl with a layer of clear gelatin thus making the prank harder to detect an much harder to deal with.

It can be used as either a noun, or a verb.

Lester was pissed off at his room mate, so he gave him the ol' jelly john.

Pete's jeans were all wet around the knees because someone jelly johned his toliet.

by cool4dude November 8, 2005

Wrestling John Wayne

To toil with a particularly large, unwieldy bowel movement.

"That's the last time I'm eating White Castle. If anyone needs me, I'll be wrestling John Wayne."

by M3RCU7IO March 6, 2010