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Favre-o'clock-shadow
A condition of stubble stasis which leaves a man with a perpetual 1/4 inch growth of grey protobeard. Known to afflict aging quarterbacks and Just for Men models.
One morning, Matt woke up with a Favre-o'clock-shadow. He looked in the mirror and he knew he was old.
Favre-o'clock-shadow by Stuey B December 16, 2008
Slam-O-Gram
One of those awesome grannies that gives you a shitload of cash everytime she visits. They were major ravers back in their day and they tell you all about it. They also let you get away with fucking everything!!
" My granny is a Slam-O-Gram she just gave me a fifty"
"Check the Slam-O-Gran playing the mean base"
"That's one wicked Slam-O-Gram, i hear she gives wicked pressies bitch!"
"Check the Slam-O-Gran playing the mean base"
"That's one wicked Slam-O-Gram, i hear she gives wicked pressies bitch!"
Slam-O-Gram by The BGK King March 9, 2009
Fap-O-Licious
Fap-O-Licious by i had ass sex with your mom April 26, 2009
piece o' crap
1. One small turd.
2. An adjective describing a wide array of objects including Microsoft computers, Zune media players, and American automobiles.
2. An adjective describing a wide array of objects including Microsoft computers, Zune media players, and American automobiles.
Person 1: This Ford FI-50 is really a piece o' crap.
Person 2: True that. A bit just snapped off in my hand.
Person 2: True that. A bit just snapped off in my hand.
piece o' crap by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009
5 o'cock Shadow
When a male doesn't wish to look baby smooth on his undercarriage so he leaves a very short defining stubble. Such as 5 o'clock shadow, but for his Zamboni.
Friend: Hey man don't you have that date tonight?
You: Yeah i do!
Friend: Better shave up in case she wishes to examine your crime scene...don't go overboard though.
You:No worries i already have the 5 o'cock shadow going.
Friend: Bro?
You: Bro!
You: Yeah i do!
Friend: Better shave up in case she wishes to examine your crime scene...don't go overboard though.
You:No worries i already have the 5 o'cock shadow going.
Friend: Bro?
You: Bro!
5 o'cock Shadow by Mr. The Saint March 9, 2012
Dylan O'Brien
Dylan O'Brien is possibly the sweetest man to live on this earth. He is so admirable and straight GORGEOUS I think I might die. Not only is he kind and amazing to his fans but he is also so hot that I could make some damn steak on him. When he winks I just collapse, so if you find me on the floor... blame Dylan.
In conclusion, I may be a little obsessed with Dylan... ok I live for him, but look at him he's gorgeous.
In conclusion, I may be a little obsessed with Dylan... ok I live for him, but look at him he's gorgeous.
Me: OMG I LOVE DYLAN O'BRIEN!
Friend:ew wtf no
Me:Watch the 3 maze runners, teen wolf and get out of my sight
*3 days later*
Friend: Omgggg I like Dylan O'Brien
Me: GET OUT OF MY FACE
(Based on true events)
Friend:ew wtf no
Me:Watch the 3 maze runners, teen wolf and get out of my sight
*3 days later*
Friend: Omgggg I like Dylan O'Brien
Me: GET OUT OF MY FACE
(Based on true events)
Dylan O'Brien by TheRealGoogle>:) May 17, 2021