God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters Judson and Harrison in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought God.

by NotJudson April 29, 2024

piss baby

(noun)

Infant or child made of urine or metaphorically acts like a child made of urine.

person one- Oh, how are you doing today?
person two- Not good. Trevor committed grand larceny last night.
person one- What a piss baby.

by jill :] August 9, 2021

piss of ass

The action of excreting straight liquid shit after a bad burrito from Taco Bell.

“How you feelin”
“Piss of ass terrible go look in the toilet”

by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor July 12, 2020

Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue”

When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED

by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022

piss-yips

A periodic inability to initiate urination, despite the need and opportunity to do so.

There's something about the toilets at work that gives me the piss-yips.

by tvrbird October 9, 2014

Piss sandwich

The act of three or more people standing in a straight line. The two people on the outside piss on the person on the inside.

I told my wife to make me a piss sandwich. We needed another member so she called my dad.

by Toiletclogger07 November 30, 2022

piss kink

something sharona, my friend has

sharona has a piss kink.

by sagegreenismyfav November 18, 2021