piss flip

when you piss on the floor in front of your crush so they’ll fall down

-dude how am i supposed to take this girl out she’s totally out of my league!
-just piss flip her bro she’ll love it

by teethtree September 2, 2025

A piss on the dishes

When something is very simple, easy, no problem. Similar to a piece of cake, but with added rum.

You band that skank last night? Yeah mate it was a piss on the dishes.

by Jet ski Everett May 13, 2021

piss babys

1. the coolest people ever
2. has some of the nosiest people
3. someone always needs to piss but never goes

1. maya: omg hey piss babys
beep: hey maya

maya: were the coolest people ever

2. imani: hera is so nosy (this statement has been proven to be false)
hera & shay: we know ur actually the most nosy imani

3. shay: i need to pee
hera: go pee
shay: no

by pissbabysarchive February 28, 2021

Pissed

1) Off ya face mad drunk

2) Angry as fuck

1)"Johnny mate, ya pissed"
"Nah fuck you I'm fine

2)"Dad are you angry"
"No mate, I'm pissed!!"

by TAS suxx September 6, 2018

piss-ugly

So ugly it reminds you of piss. Could also refer to how they smell with the small of piss

Bob: Oh dude Stephanie is kinda hot
Jorge: Nah dude she's piss-ugly
Bob: You gay?

by pee pee 3 July 21, 2019

Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

by android-app August 31, 2023

piss-teria

When you are desperate for a wee and it causes you to go into piss-teria

"Carmelle was desperate for a wee at Druridge Bay - she went into absolute piss-teria before finding a rock to hide behind"

by GUTHRIE2015 July 26, 2022