Shit on my ticket

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....

I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.

by The Tucker September 17, 2015

Pulling my Pud

To jerk off.

She wouldn't help, so I went home pulling my Pud as I wept.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

knead my dough

It's the act of giving a man a blow job whilst he is wearing nothing but a loaf of bread and a shirt.

Boy 1: Dude I let her knead my dough last week!
Boy 2: Bro you're lucky

by PotatoKiller21 November 8, 2015

My Pea in a Pod

Hannah darling you are my other pea, we share the same pod!! I love you so much darling and I'm so glad I met you!! your the closest friend I've had in a long time and one that I never wanna loose you!!!!!

My pea in a pod is always you Hannah

by anon328372672 December 15, 2015

pardon my swag

An arrogant statement used ironically.

-Your coat looks good, Jimmy.
-Pardon my swag.

by SWAG Jimmy December 30, 2015

sniff my hoop

When someone is not even worthy of kissing your ass they may be invited to sniff your hoop as that is the closest they are going to get.
Can also be a hand gesture while driving for example: making a "hoop" with thumb and forefinger tips together brought up tip the nasal cavity and a healthy deep breath.

"Ach, sniff my hoop ya useless wee bawbag"

by Spytfyre November 18, 2018

ohhh my pussy

ohhh my pussy is a word. You can youse in random situations

Person 1 " hey how are u"
Person 2 " ohhh my pussy"

by OHHHHHH my PUSSY October 10, 2018