Hand of god

the hand given to aid a person to splut one off

got a gd hard hand of god last nite from tiffany

Hand of god by dik January 23, 2004

The drip god 

Nick is the true and only drip god

I got on my knees for nick the drip god

The drip god by Drip god nick December 12, 2018

OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS 

THE HUMAN RACE IS A FAILURE

jerry: what are you doing james?
james: OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS WE ARE ALL A DISSAPOINTMET AND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE
jerry: I think you cocaine addiction is getting out of hand

OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS by PLSHELPIAMINGREATPAI69420 July 21, 2021

finesse god 

A guy who thinks he is the actual shit when it comes to the ladies, but eventually he loses his touch and becomes a pathetic weak ass cunt. Not to be confused with the finesse goddess, who will always trump a finesse god because well...the finesse god ain't finessing shit unless the finesse goddess allows him to.

Fuck Boy 1: Hey bro you are such a finesse god, you can get any woman you want
Fuck Boy 2: Yea but did you see that one girl turn me down?..She is a bad ass finesse goddess.

finesse god by Empress1980 December 19, 2016

GODLY GOD 

LORD SCP 173 PEANUT HE IS A GODLY GOD WE WILL PRAISE THE PEANUT HAIL THE PEANUT

SCP 173 is a GODLY GOD

GODLY GOD by XDGAMAMMMER July 5, 2021

Fatty God 

Overlord of all fatties; ruler of all who are big, as well as loud, obnoxious, and annoying.

Man, Patty is such a Fatty God when they're around.

Fatty God by Gili December 26, 2007

potch god 

The supreme deities of beer pong. They have the qualities of omnipotence, omnipresence, omni benevolence

They answer the calling typical 66% of the time

when andy sinks the last cup after asking for the potch god;s guidance

potch god by Jason The Emperor April 10, 2008