Dick Sniffer

1.) A complete and utter Douchebag.

2.) A causal term used to rip on your friends like Phillip or Ian.

1.) Check out that guys Ed Hardy shirt. What a dick sniffer!

2.) What's up Phillip you Dick Sniffer?

by bbcarolan March 28, 2011

Zebra Dick

Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.

Ever since I got Zebra Dick all of the bitches wanted my cock.

by thy nigga layne May 15, 2022

Warm Dick

Often refered to when a males genitalia is at the point of being erect while still flacid, in turn making it big and warm.

My friend layed his big Warm Dick on my leg during a sleepover, I'm a dude btw.
I was in math class

by xX_masterfelcher_Xx May 28, 2022

Dick Skipper

Originally coined by comedian Doug Benson, "dick skipping" is generally referring to masseuses that don't give happy endings. "Dick skippers" can also be used to describe lazy or slapdash people or things.

"That masseuse was a real dick skipper" -Doug Benson

"The blacks are a bunch of dick skipping hoes, I'm not racist I'm just speaking the truth" -Bill O'Reilly

by SEXMUFFIN-987654321987654321 May 24, 2015

dick cox

stupid fucking newbies gonna get pwned

such a dick cox

by Santo! November 18, 2016

BIDENS DICK

Democrats ride his dick because Trump creates job which means they have to work instead of getting assistance because they are worthless

I'm ridin Bidens dick cause I don't wanna work and he a pedophile oh and illiterate.

by PlayYourCards December 19, 2020

Dick Toboggan

Uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1: do you think that guy is circumcised?

Girl 2: no way! He for sure has a dick toboggan.

by Sydmeist3r February 3, 2022