wifery

domestic chores traditionally done by the wife, such as cooking, cleaning, laundry, etc.

I had to catch up on some wifery over the weekend.

by eelleennaa May 8, 2017

waver

Noun - A microwave oven. Back-formation from microwave - similar to Fridge for Refrigerator.

Reheat the leftovers in the waver.

by LongIslandMark April 23, 2009

wiper

Unit of measure of mess in an infant's diaper, described by the number of diaper wipes needed to clean the baby's bottom, e.g. one-wiper, two-wiper, three-wiper, etc. Typically used by new parents. (With experience, parents become more efficient at cleaning bottoms and use fewer wipes.)

Is your son eating well?
I think so, he had a ten-wiper this morning when we changed him.

by Ceanothus March 7, 2004

Wierdchamp

its pogchamp but wierd

why is nanda so wierdchamp?

by ureadthisugay October 11, 2020

Wifers

Being married to a friend;; even though a friend is straight.

maria and ana are wifers.

by abaybee<3 May 14, 2010

fuckass wierd

Gothic people, who have green hair and shit

That kid is such a fuckass wierd

by Elvis September 25, 2003

windshield wiper

an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels

"babe, i want you to do the windshield wiper to me tonight"
*tap* *tap*
*squeals of pleasure*

by masterpoopsock January 12, 2014