Caleb Wagner

A friend you do not want to have. He is a jerk and will leave you to hang out with "cooler" people when he is really not cool at all

Do NOT be friends with that Caleb Wagner

by mickeymouseclubber November 22, 2011

egg warmer

is a girl hoo has sex and is good at making her guys penis warm in ur pussy

oh shes a good egg warmer

by kyleigh G. November 18, 2006

Wagner

A blonde jew trying to be a nazi, typically referring to the short MOTHER FUCKER THAT EATS SHIT THINKING IT HAS VITAMINS IN IT. A Wagner, such as Brett Joseph Wagner, is the largest of Wagners, feeling the need to ruin everyone's day at the sight of him in Britany's car every morning. Speaking to him is like trying to talk to a retarded dolphin, it's just not gonna happen.

Brett: Man guess what happened to me last weekend?

Me: What?

Brett: I lost my virginity to a passed out walrus!

Me: You are such a Wagner. B-R!!!

by Mattyofthe925 February 10, 2009

cock warmer

a modern and realistic term for one of the few uses a girl's mouth can be put to effectivley.

shit its cold out here! just use your cock warmer dude.

by sholto7 May 25, 2006

ball warmer

When a guy gets blown by a second party (man or woman) to keep him hard so that he can fuck a third person.

I let a guy suck my dick. He was basically a ball warmer while I made out with the chick I was going to fuck

by Roddoc September 27, 2013

Waner

someone who always breaks stuff he borrows and blames it on somebody else

Don't let him borrow your camera he's a waner!

by Thomas Myers August 25, 2003

Wagner

Being so mentally and physically retarted that one drools in one's own drool.

Can be used as a noun, verb, pronoun, adverb, adjective, punctuation, whatever.
Basic replacement for common swearwords, insults, or any discrimitive word in the English, German, French, Spanish, Polish, Ugeslavian, and Russian language.

Notes:
See dick, dickhead, dickface, ass, asshole, cunt, bitch, fuck, fucker, fuckface.

Wagner is such a Wagner i want to punch him in the WAGNER!!!

by Wags Wagner April 21, 2006