on the desperation train

To be "on the desperation train" means to be single and in pursuit of someone to spend the day and/or night, without the intent of perusing a relationship with that person.

On Valentine's Day the only way to "get off the train" would be to find a date, to give up in the pursuit of finding a date or when the clock strikes midnight and you're all alone.

Related: To be on the train / To be on the train of despair / To be riding the train / To be off the train.

- What are your plans for V-day?
- I'm on the desperation train this year.
- No worries dude, you'll be off the train way before V-day.

by a66spam February 1, 2014

skype train

This is when multiple males videochat with one female on any social media or videochatting platform, most frequently Skype

Man, me and my homies ran that Skype train with Lucy all night .

by El Nino Rojo May 26, 2016

nazi train

Company Managers who berate and rile their employees with rude manners and force bullshit upon them making them feel like they are on a Nazi Train heaed to the gas chamber.

Hey Guys, Lee came up to me and said he is sick of this Nazi Train shit here at work and he is getting off this train and he is going to retire because he doesnt want management taking him to the gas chamber.

by Mr. Machinist June 24, 2007

100m Training

The act of training your wrists for the 100m sprint on Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic games, i.e. Having a wank.

I had a real good 100m training session last night!

by Jezzapops March 6, 2012

front of the train

Guy with the smallest dick is the front of the train.

Jared’s team made him front of the train because of his small cock.

by Chad farthouse November 19, 2019

Train Tracks

Offensive way of saying someone has braces

E.g "Ocram nice train tracks"

by Anonymous138795 June 6, 2018

Train Runner

a guy who participates in running train on some bitch.

Van: "Hey look isn't that Bovice over there?!!!"

Orpheus: "Yeah, it is!!! Wow he is definetly the greatest Train Runner of all time!!! As a matter of fact me'n Bovice ran train on your sister last night!!!"

Van: "Excuse Me?"

Orpheus: "Bitch, EXCUSE ME!!!!"

by CHOWS April 6, 2008