An age-old theory describing how a lady or man will cover up their feelings for someone by being overly mean or sarcastic to the person. NB: Not to be mistaken with bullies.
Tim: Mary keeps teasing about how weird my habits are, more than anyone ever has.
John: Don't worry, Tim, it's probably because she likes you.
Tim: Where did you get that from?
John: It's simple; the Playground Theory, my friend.
John: Don't worry, Tim, it's probably because she likes you.
Tim: Where did you get that from?
John: It's simple; the Playground Theory, my friend.
by deusmaniac November 14, 2014
Get the Playground Theorymug. According to Jencentric Theory, I am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife Jennifer's hairstyle.
by hamsamwich1 October 17, 2012
Get the Jencentric Theorymug. by Psychologicaly Unstable May 30, 2018
Get the Theory of Reletivitymug. a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.
Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.
by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006
Get the theory of a deadmanmug. by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
Get the Chaos Theorymug. According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.
by DepecheMoses November 5, 2006
Get the Pinocchio Theorymug. The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:
You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.
You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.
by TheDamnBatman July 26, 2011
Get the Potato Theorymug.