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Playground Theory

An age-old theory describing how a lady or man will cover up their feelings for someone by being overly mean or sarcastic to the person. NB: Not to be mistaken with bullies.
Tim: Mary keeps teasing about how weird my habits are, more than anyone ever has.
John: Don't worry, Tim, it's probably because she likes you.
Tim: Where did you get that from?
John: It's simple; the Playground Theory, my friend.
by deusmaniac November 14, 2014
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Jencentric Theory

The theory that everything revolves around someone named Jennifer.
According to Jencentric Theory, I am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife Jennifer's hairstyle.
by hamsamwich1 October 17, 2012
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theory of a deadman

a shitty band that is a carbon copy of Nickelback, which isnt a good thing they all suck at their insturments.
Pearl Jam is awsome why does like every new band copy them and sound super shitty doing it? like theory of a deadman and NIckelback and all those other band thats sound like if pearl jam sucked.
by Caflisch22 July 31, 2006
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Chaos Theory

"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"
by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
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Pinocchio Theory

According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.
“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."
by DepecheMoses November 5, 2006
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Potato Theory

The first theory of male-female relations that stipulates the following:

You would not try and reason or logically argue with a potato, so do not waste your time doing this with women.
Your mom is yelling because you slept in on your day off?

Forget it bro, Potato Theory.
by TheDamnBatman July 26, 2011
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