the invisible man 

The act of ejaculating in both optic regions, and thereby impairing vision/judgment. Henceforth the ejaculator (male) is no longer visible, and can exit without detection as the hopeless blind sticky-eyed victim (female) fumbles to clear the affected/infected optic regions. Successful execution of the invisible man can lead to eye pregnancy, or birth of blind/deformed fatherless offspring.

Doctor, I was the invisible man(ed) last night.

the invisible man by West Mungshit October 12, 2007

Make the bald man cry 

The act of jacking off or ejaculation.

Referring to your penis as the "bald man"

Friend- "Hey bro you want to go to the movies tonight?"

You- " Yeah! Lets see Harry Potter so i can Make the bald man cry!!

Make the bald man cry by ganjaaaaa July 17, 2009

The Wicker Man 

The funniest movie of 2006 for sure, and possibly of all time.

That has to be Cage in that bear suit because he's been punching women all day.

HOW'D IT GET BURNED?

Wow the wicker man had me laughing the entire movie!

The Wicker Man by btgebo March 18, 2009

The Act Man 

A Lvl 70 Acting Male & Epic Gamer Dude-Bro Extraordinaire.

The Act Man is not a man, he is actually a woman

The Act Man by pluck my pubes November 13, 2020

The Aqua-man 

The act of fingering a woman's vagina so well, that their cum drips down your whole arm to your elbow. Then your other hand grabs your arm, as it is dripping wet with cum, and you then say " I am AQUAMAN!"

As seen on 40 year old virgin, except he had a condom over his arm.

Sean was telling me how he busted The Aqua-man on the girl he liked.

The Aqua-man by Daddy-Diaz February 2, 2010

The Cum Man 

The man that cums inside of women either causing them to get pregnant or just to creampie for fun.

⁶Gage is The Cum Man

The Cum Man by The Cum Man March 16, 2021

The White Man 

Some White guy born in the 1800's who took away all the Indians' land.

The Indiams awoke one morning to discover all their land was taken away by The White Man.

The White Man by Public School Teacher December 13, 2003