7/11 Test

The ultimate test of beauty when one is subjected to the unforgiving fluorescent lights of the 24-hour convenience stores.

Person 1: I was about to go home with this girl I met at a dark club.. but later had to bail after i gave her the 7/11 test.

Person 2: Lucky you stopped for that pack of smokes then..

by house on rock March 3, 2011

Jim Boner testicle nut blast

When Jim has a boner hits nuts blasts while eating testicles

When Jim was watching cornhub he squirted a Jim boner testicle nut blast...

by Shleef the queef nigeh January 10, 2017

the rice purity test

a purity test created by rice university. yes. im actually being legit. the rice purity test is to test how oure you are, if you have 100. you are very pure and if you get a 0 you are the unholiest of unholy people. i got 100. im not joking.

hey! did you hear? dante from class 4e got a 28 on the rice purity test!

by insxmniac May 20, 2022

Tess

An amazing person that is good at everything and anything. (Usually close to perfection and full of energy or hyper)

Haha, that tess is amazing.

by brbtertnt December 25, 2007

tesfaye

a loving ethiopian man

tesfaye is sooo sweet

by hahadestiny2006 January 30, 2018

testicle

The Fountains of Cum. Where all the cum cums from. Ladies: love'em, tickle'em, lick'em but just don't squeeze'em!

Joey got kicked in the testicles, and now he only shoots blanks

by Hugh G Rection May 28, 2004

Clap test

The process of, after having a few drinks, hugging a plump girl who you are trying to hook up with and stealthily attempting to clap your hands. If you can clap your hands, you're good to go. If a girl fails the clap test, RUN.

Jesse: "I'm gonna gonna go for it!"
Joe: "Did you do the clap test?"
Jesse: "Nope, but I'm gonna go for it anyway."

by A Grown Ass Man September 8, 2010