Texter's Thumb

When an individual suffers repetitive strain injury (RSI) in the first digit of the hand (thumb) from excessive text messaging.

Bill: 'Dude I wasn't ignoring you'

Bob: 'How do you explain that then'

Bill: 'My texter's thumb preventing me from contacting you!'

by yami100 June 14, 2010

testerberger

Small dwarf-like woman that resembles Mimi from "The Drew Carey Show"

O, shit! I haz the donuts hre cums testerberger

by DHensley May 24, 2008

Teebers

Teebers is an abbreviation for terabyte.

Billy: Hey, I just a got a new hard drive!
Sally: Radical, how big is it?
Billy: Two teebers!
Sally: Radical!

by Mr. Teebers April 6, 2010

Texter whore

A girl who texts many guys for the sole purpose of never being bored. With no intention of ever hanging out with them

Jill is a well known texter whore who always flirts and responds unless you ask to make plans with her.

by Ahkilpadarti22 May 13, 2014

Tweeter patty

A black man who shoots meth then becomes looney as hell

I'm do a tweeter patty and go 🐴 and loco on you

by The tweeter patty June 18, 2021

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

reliable texter

Somebody who is always willing to text you back. These are people you text when your doing something you don't really wanna do but have to do it (school, work, etc) and it would be very nice if somebody would keep texting you back instead of having to wait minutes-hours at a time

reliable texters are the best

by Optical_Epilepsy June 28, 2010