flip a table

to pull off an awesome move to show aggravation, epicness, and/or create a defensive barrier during a gun fight

guy 1: LOOK OUT!!
guy 2: HIT MEN
guy 1: FLIP A TABLE!
guy 2: (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻
guy 1: nice save there

by grand_table_flipper August 6, 2010

Drink you under the table

To retain some relative cognitive abilities and coordination while those who attempt to keep up end up on the floor. Preferably underneath the table you are sitting at.

You US military boys think you know what alcohol tolerance is. University students would drink you under the table.

by gammaradiation June 18, 2011

drink someone under the table

1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.

Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H June 1, 2005

local talent

The local members of the opposite sex that you are looking out for. Often used by males to describe female members of the human race by guys that are looking for them, where they converge in a specific area.

Chris "alright, what you doing tonight Andy?"

Andy "Oh nothing much mate, just going up town to check out the local talent! "

by Andy112 November 23, 2010

talent

when a girl is attractive, hot, fuckable, etc.

"Dude, this party blows. There is absolutely no talent here."

by sir mix-a-lot 2 January 1, 2009

table butt

table butt - When an overweight person has a a butt that protrudes so much someone could use it as a table.

e.g., Check out that table butt.

by crazysexy May 16, 2006

table brush

A very big mostache which would be inconvenient when the mostached person wants to snort drugs; he'd probably brush it all away

Go shave that table brush Gar!

by Dighneaubendah October 24, 2006